#U DREW HIM SO WELL TOO LIKE... THAT EVIL GUY...

[inkynightmaresau]

// ANONARTIST STRIKES AGAINNNN I LOVE YOUR STYLE AAUAUAHGRHHR.... I HAVE TO DRAW YOUR SILLIES LATER OMG 😭💖💖🖤 I LOVE THE EXPRESSIONS SM THEYRE SO. AUGH<3<3<3<3 ur lineart is so SHAPED i love these so so much. printing them out and hanging them up. to be honest. staring at them forever and ever. 20 million years have been added to my lifespan btw //

I MADE MORE DOODLES FT @inkynightmaresau ‘S BENDY

I’m doing too much HABISHBS I NEED TO CHILL

HES TOO SILLY 😨😰😭😭😭😭

[izzih22]

I was wondering if u could do a fic based on this tiki tok https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTj1oMV9U/

( basically Paige n Azzi prank calling Drew n saying she’s going out wit another girl n asking him to help her hide it from Azzi n him threatening to beat her ass)

Team Azzi (Forever)

Note: Guys I was on a roll these past two days so you’re getting a few fics.

“Okay, okay—shhh,” Paige whispered, already grinning as she hit the speaker button and crouched behind the couch. Azzi was right beside her, covering her mouth with both hands, trying not to burst into giggles.

Paige held her phone up dramatically. “Watch this. Your brother’s about to prove his loyalty.”

Azzi whispered back, “He’s your brother.”

“He’s basically yours too,” Paige muttered as the phone rang.

Drew picked up on the third ring, his voice high and casual. “Heyyy. What’s up?”

“Drew,” Paige said, lowering her voice like it was some kind of secret spy call. “I need your help. But you can’t tell anyone. Especially Azzi.”

“Wait, what?” Drew sounded instantly alert. “Why? What’s going on?”

Paige made her voice super serious. “I’m going out with someone tonight. A girl.”

Azzi clutched her chest dramatically beside her, eyes wide in mock shock.

“…Like, you mean Azzi?” Drew asked, confused.

“No. Not Azzi.”

There was a pause on the other end. Then a slow, rising: “Uhhhh… what?”

“She’s really cool,” Paige said, feigning a sigh. “And super pretty. And Azzi’s been kinda clingy lately and—”

“PAIGE.”

Drew’s voice jumped an octave and hit full panic. “Wait. No. Wait. Are you cheating on Azzi?!”

Paige bit her lip, holding in laughter. “Well… I just don’t want her to find out. So I was thinking, can you maybe say I’m at practice or something? Like, cover for me?”

“WHAT?! No! Noooo! That’s so bad!” Drew practically shouted. “That’s, like, messed up! You can’t do that to her! She’s… AZZI.”

Azzi had her face buried in a couch pillow now, tears forming from holding in laughter.

“She buys me snacks,” Drew continued, voice cracking with betrayal. “She got me sneakers last Christmas! And she always asks me how I’m doing even when you forget!”

“I do not forget—” Paige started to argue, but Drew plowed ahead.

“And she watched Shark Week with me even though she hates sharks! You think I’m gonna lie to Azzi for you?!”

Paige gasped, playing it up. “Drew! I thought we were close!”

“We are,” Drew said seriously. “But she’s like… my sister-sister. Like, forever. I’d never lie to her.”

Azzi was silently wheezing now, trying not to make noise.

“Also,” Drew added gravely, “you’re…gonna get your heart exploded.”

“…My what?”

“Your heart!” Drew shouted. “’Cause Azzi’s gonna find out and then she’s gonna cry, and then I’m gonna cry, and then you’re gonna feel bad. And also, I will never forgive you. Ever. I’ll take Azzi’s side forever. We’ll get ice cream and leave you at home. I’ll throw away all your shoes. I’ll block you.”

Paige lost it.

She snorted so hard it broke the bit, and Azzi fell to the floor laughing.

“DREW—DREW—wait,” Paige gasped between cackles. “It’s a prank, it’s a prank, oh my God—”

Silence.

Then: “What?!”

Azzi finally managed to sit up, grabbing the phone. “Hi Drew. I love you.”

“WHAT?! YOU WERE THERE?!” Drew sounded absolutely scandalized. “You two are EVIL.”

Paige was still laughing so hard she could barely breathe. “You said you were gonna throw away my shoes!”

“I WILL if you ever do that for real,” Drew huffed. “You’re lucky Azzi’s nice. I was about to Google how to file for custody.”

Azzi giggled. “Of me?”

“Yeah! You deserve better. Like a girlfriend who doesn’t cheat. And lies. And messes with my heart.”

Paige wheezed. “You’re so dramatic.”

“I learned from you!” Drew shouted.

Azzi was still grinning, her heart fully melted. “You really got my back, huh?”

“Always,” Drew said firmly. “You’ve been around forever. You’re family.”

Paige pouted, feigning offense. “I’m literally your family.”

“Yeah, well,” Drew said, “you better treat her good or I’m switching teams.”

Azzi gave the phone a kissy noise. “Best extra little brother ever.”

“I know. And I want gummy worms next time I see you. As a bribe.”

“You got it.”

“And Paige?”

“Yeah?”

“You’re so lucky I’m not allowed to swear yet.”

[ghostyclay]

ITS FINALLY EVIL X DAY!!!! its alt hermit day but thats close enough lmfao

I drew another artwork of my evil x milk snake au, aka evil snake au!!!

BC HE IS MY FAV EVIL LITTLE GUY EVER, AND IVE NEVER ACTUALLY TALKED ABOUT THIS AU ANYWHERE, YALL GET BOTH ART AND WRITING FOR @hermitadaymay !!! BC IM GONA INTRODUCE THE AU BELOW:

So, its supposed to be a typical medival fantasy au, where magic is demonized (similarly to bbc merlin) and anything magic-like is either illegal, or v stigmatized. (ya usually get hunted down or burned at the stake if u use any magic. The stigma part is that when ppl are a victim of some sorta magic curse or sth, unless they r royal, they are usually victim blamed for it / called a witch too)

Now, Xisuma and Evil X were the sons of a rich nobleman. (both human, but not for long) Xisuma was the older brother and after their father died a young death, he began to take care of ex. While Xisuma was following their father's footsteps, young ex discovered his love for fighting and began training to become a knight. (which is how he meet hels).

However, little did ex know, while he was learning how to hunt man and witch alike, his brother was secretly practicing magic. (my idea is that he meet GenerikB at some point, who was a friend of their father & Xisuma's mentor after his dads death. He was also secretly part of a coven.)

A couple years pass, ex starts working as a guard (while hels officially becomes a knight) and one of his first jobs is capturing a loose shifter/were. (=humans who can shift into animals or anthropomorphic humans, think werewolves/hybrids). However, Xisuma, the local undercover witch, helps the shifter hide and gets found out. Cue Evil x is put infront of a moral dilemma: save his brother or stay a knight?

Ofc our evil little guy says fuck you to Xisuma. Especially bc x never told him and basically made him an accomplice by hiding the shifter in their house. (how dare X help one of the people ex is supposed to hunt down! Is this why hes always been so critical about Exs work?)

So uh yeah ex and the guards chase Xisuma out the city, who escapes with the shifter thanks to his secret witch abilities. (and ex has the horrifying realization that Xisuma has been practicing magic behind their back all this time.)

X goes off and makes hermitcraft, a sanctuary for shifters and witches alike, ex continues working as an evil knight, blablabla...

"But Clay" you ask, "how come ex is a snake in your art?"

Well, you see, the problem with hunting down witches and shit all the time, is that ur gona be the target of magic attacks eventually. Burns, potions, spells... Ex has seen it all.

Well.

Almost everything.

Until one day, a witch curses him as she burns at the stake. He doesn't think anything of it at first, plenty of people have done similar things and nothing happened because most of the people they kill aren't actually able to use powerful spells. They are just innocent civilians and shifters.

But one day, his body begins to change. His legs feel weak and strange, he starts to struggle with balance, and just when he thinks it cant get any worse, scales begin to grow on his legs...

Wait what?

Well, ofc someone (hels) notices eventually. And ofc, just like Xisuma, ex gets chased out the village.

And that is how ex becomes a snake hybrid, hiding away in a far away forest, killing anyone who comes too close to it, in fear of getting killed for his curse :)

There's more to this au, which i will explain eventually! But rn im busy deciding whether i wanna turn this into a comic, fic, or other format.

[nonsensechemicals]

why do u like cookie9 and buglivia so much /genq im so curious

i’m actually curious too because i have no idea why i would do this to myself, my brain just completely and utterly and hopelessly LATCHED onto them when there’s barely any content on them compared to the rest of the characters in TSPUD, they very easily elicit negative reactions from most (not all!) of the fandom, they— OKAY i’m getting too ahead of myself

BUT. it basically started (and i’m surprised that i even remember) when i first really got into TSP. i played TSP and TSPUD, went “Hey, who the hell does this person think they are!” at Cookie9, made some art, joined the Crowsx3 discord server to post it. i tend to to be a bit mischievous so i changed my nickname on there to “Cookie9”, for two reasons: to make people go “oh, no, it’s Cookie9.” and because i did actually go by “Cookie” as a nickname in the past.

for the same reason, i decided to make a little design for Cookie9. spice things up a bit from the usual Stanley and Narrator in the art channel. people liked it, things were fine. i drew them again a couple times, left it at that.

at that point they were just some person with a cookie for a head and a skirt. i didn’t think much about it. i didn’t even characterize them beyond “i hate the narrator and i’m a cyberbully haha”, which was… pretty wrong? or boring, at least. to me.

a few months later i actually decided to put a face behind the mask. thought he was a bit cute, so i delved a bit more on my headcanons for him. i began to draw buglivia in there with him too, his roommate, i’d decided. (both of their designs changed a lot since then too. sniles)

around this time i began to talk about Cookie9 a LOT on my old account, for some reason, i’d constantly talk about how they weren’t some “big evil villain” like the fandom thought they were, to the point i actually got a bunch of people talking about them as well. i also started a sideblog to roleplay as them which actually got a bunch of asks. things were still fine, relatively, i was just a Cookie9 fan. but things hadn’t gotten too bad.

then the end of 2023 hit and i deleted all my socials for personal reasons. but. the Cookie9 Enjoyment went on. i made a new discord account to post more Cookie9 stuff on discord, i remember, not too much, though. stuff was still fine.

then, around…august of 2024 hit. i was on some new medication and was like, severely depressed. i don’t really think i talked to anyone, i might’ve made a few posts on twitter, but, THIS. this is when things started getting bad. in a good way. Cookie9 and buglivia were basically my lifeline for a while because around the same time i couldn’t really talk to people at all, so my only source of actual “enrichment” was imagining them in situations. i actually decided to leave my room for a reason other than going to the bathroom once, because i really REALLY needed to go to my computer and make them in Sims 4. which i was able to do for a few hours but still all i really wanted to do was lay in bed forever so i went back but that was an IMPROVEMENT, and it was thanks to them.

anyway, a bit afterwards, the iOS release for Ultra Deluxe came out, and i also had those meds changed out because i was seriously not functioning, and both prompted me to actually start interacting with people again. i made some new awesome friends, remade the rest of my accounts… and i can’t remember when i actually began talking about the reviewers online again. i’ve improved on my characterizations of them, too, at least since 2023, which helped with talking about them more as well.

but like, whenever i actually did begin posting about Cookie9 and buglivia again, it was . uh. different. because while before i used to be The Cookie9 Guy due to my long-ish posts about how they’re Just Some Guy, now i’m known as The Cookie9 Guy because… uh. i can’t explain it any better than if you looked up “Cookie9” on tumblr and searched by latest. it’s awful. it’s great.

i’ve grown very very very attached to them. i don’t wanna be cliché but the fact they were the reason i hung on for a while due to Incorrect Meds helped a LOT with said attachment. love those guys. my first sentence here was wrong, i know why now. thank you reviewers forever. now go look at my design of them so niceys friendlies

[queenkagamine]

VOCALOID MODULE GENERATOR SAVE MEEEE https://perchance.org/vocaloid-module-generator

I wanted to draw Len modules, so instead of doing my usual number randomizer and counting the headcanon list we have, I just did the shuffle shuffleee! Suxx bc it included t shirts so half the time it was a reroll, but I’m happy with the lens I drew for the date 🫡 you can pry my headcanoned versions out of my cold dead hands (and my husband’s too)

first we got the ol’… school outfit. I might be the only person that likes school outfit. I drew him in an alt that my husband likes :3. “I love his socks shghgngh mustard’s sock….” So I put him in the socks. Also, it’s hot out, it’s summery, I can see him eating a popsicle on the beach in it. (He doesn’t take off the shirt he’d rather die)

theeennn asymmetry :3. Not mine. Well. Sometimes when u make Len friends when Len was popular there’s some overlap. And you don’t wanna change anything. So you end up just having two of the same guy (ie my bebop = evil. Husband bebop = autistic. They’re bfs now smh). This one is his asymmetry! Mine is boring. Dead 😵! I love the hair covering eyes trope.. 🤤. I think he’s evil? Well. Not nice at least. I don’t know the full thing!! He’s just not a good person! And in a totally different plot than everyone else

LAST. THE GOAT. 🐐 🧒 GOAT BOY. BAD BOY HIMSELF. My hot take. Lencest is good bc everyone can look at the same thing and think of something different. Whenever I see lencest in the year 2024 and it’s like… the ‘classic’ popular ships from 2012(?) it breaks my heart. Where’s the headcanons. Where’s the rarepairs? Come on guys.. I need support… I bring this up bc starmine x strange dark is cool, but it’s like trickster and senbu. I don’t get it 🫡 I’d rather have meh lencest than no lencest at all so I’m not complaining but starmine didn’t even come out in the same game back in the day 😭 I wonder if the one stardark artist everyone likes jusy liked dark. And liked starmine. And went “yep. Good enough”. That’s like when I like a module from Mirai and a module from x and I know damn well they’ll never be together. I bet op cried tears when F2nd came out and all the old modules came back. ‘erm. I bring thing up bc I ship bad boy with starmine 🤓🔥. They both have warm pallets and they’re from the same game!! It’s like the “uwu soft boy” and the “evil edgy bad boy” (they’re both grown men trying to further carriers LMAO.) actually Starmine ain’t even soft? And bad boy isn’t edgy? They’re just guys 😭? Y’know when. You’re a vocaloid fan. And your opinion of things changes over the years. Your headcanons get more flavour as you get older? Middle school me thought 18 was old enougn for holy lancer 💀. Naw little me. That man is a burnt out 30+ year old who ruined his life. Get in line. But if I bully little me too much where will I steal my Len ships from…?

[toruro]

Talk about your moots; what do you like most about them (could be a paragraph or a single sentence, spread the love!!)

omg yes i love love … only doing this for the last few i interacted w though .. irly wish i could do more but i got so tired while writing these and it has been a long day :[

@rubyreduji guys do i even have 2 tell u how much i love jj?! U ALL KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE HIM like i don't even know how it happened one day i'm interacting w him 4 the first time 2 bug him abt a jihoon fic i had planned and then BOOM we r evil twinning in the dms and then BOOM AGAIN he's listening to the 70+ vms i send him every day i love him so much >_< WE JUST GET ALONG RLY WELL and it's so much fun ... also jj just writes so much and he write so well ?! his ideas are rly unique too and whenever he mentions another story i'm like :o wow bc he is so WOW and i love his brain and i love how he is true to his woozidan identity (woozi having a separate masterlist altogether LOL) ... jj is just the love of my life if u guys couldn't tell i'm actually insanely territorial over him so actually he doesn't exist 2 u guys UR NOT ALLOWED TO PERCEIVE HIM IF UR NOT ME

@gyuswhore i love em sm okay first of all what drew me 2 her was her phenomenal writing?! guys i revisit her gyu fic more often than she knows HELPDKJ but ya and the stuff sh has in store 4 u all ... just u wait OKAY AND I JUST. I LOVE TALKING ABT WRITING WITH EM she genuinely helps me so much and i love the honest feeback she gives and she has encouraged me through 2 of my longest fics so far which means the absolute world to me >_< also i love her daily little updates and how she tells me all this stuff IT'S ENTERTAINING and also i love that we are able 2 have convos like that ... and she's also literally the prettiest ever. i kid u not mingyu would PICK HER. we also just understand each other's situations very well and feel the same way abt a lot of stuff which makes talking abt certain things easier ^^ ya i love em my desi sister P.S. SHE FEEDS MY DELUSIONAL MINGHAO REQUESTS (the way her only works for hao are reqs from me ... gfhdfksjd)

@cheolhub SAR SAR the sweetest ever like :[ sar was my first mutual when i started on tumblr and she scared me at first bc ... she was so a cool to me atthe time AND SHE STILL IS SO COOL. LIKE SAR IS SO COOL 2 ME but now i see that she is also so loving and caring and c: she will always hold a special place in my heart bc she was the first 2 dm me (I REMEMBER. BC WE INTERACTED ABT GETTING TIX TO TWICE AND WE TALKED ABT OUTFIT PLANNING ... funny bc the way we didn't figure out any outfits until literally june LOL) anyways ya also if u have read sar's works u probably know she is also insane and :c she is so amazing 4 helping me out too uifgjks i love sar sm

@etherealyoungk skye is so sweet :c also one of my first mutuals and i appreciate her so much 4 always checking in w me and just interacting w me consistently hehe ... she reminds me my hoshi pc as well whenever i look at it i'm like oh ^^ this is skye right here :3

@hwanghyunjinenthusiast only rly started interacting w rj recently but she's so funny like her reactions pics and feedback under fics genuinely has made me giggle and i love that ... and rj is just! rly fun 2 talk 2 as well and i can't wait 2 get to know her better hehe

@leejihoonownsmyheart the sweetest ever and omg her writing is so good ... brie don't downplay urself EVER bc it's so good and ^^ ur such a fun and positive person i will love u even if u don't like me bc i'm a capricorn hehjefjk

@lovelyhan guys stop i never shut up abt kai's writing but they are just so good at everything they do like! insane i'm insane and kai is just so cool to me kjfdskj ALSO. LOVE KAI SO MUCH BC THEY ALWAYS SEND ME TWTS ABT HAO AND it kind of drives me crazy but also it feeds me breakfast lunch & dinner so am i really complaining? basically kai knows me 2 well and it drives me insane in the best way possible

@ressonancee only became mutuals rly recently but thea is so fun and kind and auuugh don't even get me started on how amazing of a writer she is bc her jihoon and gyu fics literally took me to heaven and back like! augh! they make me feel so much and i'm so exited 2 continue to get to know her and more ^^

@userelv elv is so fun like we don't interact a lot but whenever we do it just makes me feel all warm and fuzzy and anyways i'm gonna be collecting insane dk pics and save them up so i can send them to u one day w out warning c:

@wheeboo so funny and so sweet and also i feel get along rly well! i love the way she writes and we have a lot of common interests and i love talking abt kdrams w her hehe LIKE?!?! ME AND RANIA JUST HAVE VERY CHILL AND NATURAL CONVOS which i absolutely love and she is a person who is very calming 2 me ^^

[geddy-leesbian]

okay i lied it was actually written by me and a different friend. But it was FOR Hjalmar because he loves Dio

Dave was so not Dio's style. The metal god was more into twinks of the Swedish variety. But something about Dave's swagger just drew him in.

The way Dave said “motherfucker” was just so sensual and erotic, and the way he played guitar while wildly headbanging made Dio’s little “rainbow in the dark” quiver ever so slightly. Dammit, it was ruining his concentration. How were they gonna finish recording at this rate? He knew he needed to get some release before continuing.

The perfect opportunity presented itself one day after a long session in the studio. “Hey, Dave, all this recording must be so hard on you. How about we take a little break?”

The sweaty, sexy Foo Fighter broke into a wide smile. “Yeah, man, sounds pretty fuckin’ good about now. What’d you have in mind?”

Dio was unsure of what he wanted to do, because he had so many ideas. He had spent many hours fantasizing about the things he would do to Dave. Then an idea popped into his head, a kinky situation that he had conceived of long ago, but never gotten a chance to test. It just wasn’t feasible...or was it?

Fuck it. Might as well try. “...well, I think there’s a fair nearby. Greasy food, greasier carnies...sounds like a right good time, huh?”

Dave nodded, still grinning that bloody hot grin dear GOD… “Fuck, man, sounds like a fuckin blast. I could die for some deep-fried Oreos about now.”

Dio suppressed a shudder at the thought of the culinary evils that Americans visited upon themselves. Then again, London kebabs weren’t much better for you. “Then let’s go. Life’s too short not to.”

With the piss stains everywhere and the occasional shit from Rick Springfield’s dog, Dio thought no place was more disgusting than Sound City Studios. But Dave's van gave it a run for its money. There was no piss or shit, but there was plenty of trash and suspicious fluids. Dio awkwardly slid into the passenger’s seat, doing his best not to touch anything, and began reconsidering every life choice that had led him to this point. Yet the disgusting behavior and carelessness of Dave just made him all the more attractive. Deep down, Ronnie needed a dirty, dirty boy in his life…

“Hey, where the fuck is this fair, anyway?” Dave’s question snapped Dio out of his hormone-addled haze. He took a moment to compose himself (and tell Little Ronnie to shut up already) before responding. “Uhhh...over in Pomona, off of McKinley. Can’t miss it.” Dave nodded and started the car, hopefully carrying them towards the realization of Dio’s long-held fantasy…

-------------------------------------------------------

“Motherfucker,” Dave missed the fucking turn, because he was fucking distracted by the fucking hot guy in his passenger seat. Dio was a goddamn motherfucking legend...and the first guy Dave had ever really been attracted to. The pressure was fucking intense, man. He made a u-turn intense enough to actually cause some squealing noises, but they made it to the destination in one piece. Dave parked the car (badly) and stayed seated for a moment, composing himself. The beautiful motherfucker sitting next to him...seemed to be doing the same? Was it possible that the feeling was mutual?

But then, Dio simply smiled and got out of the car, beckoning for Dave to follow him as he took off for the ticket booth. There goes my hero… Dave thought to himself, before snapping out of the fucking self-pity. Who did he think he fucking was, Kurt??

Ah shit, that brought back memories. Memories of fooling around behind the tour bus, getting the scrawny blond singer to suck Dave’s dick on a bet. He gave some fuckin’ great blowjobs, when he wasn’t using his mouth for dry wit or sarcastic rants on the pointlessness of it all. As Dave got out of the car and walked to join Dio at the ticket stand, he wore a bittersweet smile, thinking of good times with his friend and the signs he shouldn’t have missed.

Ronnie was waiting just inside the gates as Dave approached,

okay I randomly remembered the gay Rick Springfield fic I wrote years ago for kicks and giggles and I haven't found it yet but I have found the Dave Grohl/Dio crack fic I wrote with Hjlmar and completely forgot about until just now so that's something

[r0ttkins]

Didn't you have an Estranged au about Usopp and Kaku? There was an art stuff about it too. I can't remember exactly what it looked like but there was a star in the middle and Usopp and kaku were looking angrily (?) At each other

Hmmmmmmmm..... I think u mixed two things I drew or this time my memory is making me stupid and I drew it, idk. Or something I reblogged dunno.

But... Yeah I have an AU called Odd Eyes where Usopp's family from Father's side have stars in their eyes due to which they can kinda regulate it like cats in the dark, but make it a zoom to the objects far away and so, depending on the star in the eyes. That miiiiight be it, but I'm not sure.

They have two mods to be fair: can help with long distance vision (but because of that anything close to the eye owner is blurred) or they can help with illusions and fooling the opponent, like Persons thought that rubber bugs were crawling all over her. As much is opponent scared and confused, better illusions works. Fuse those two together and we have lies coming true as they are after effect of unconscious looking into the future and saying what's there. And by so making future events more tricky as some might not be sure is someone really is there or is it just an illusion.

In this AU Kaku is the first son of Yasopp and Banchina, but WG agents found out about the stars and that they have a kid so using their evil tricks used once opportunity, and some drugs, to steal him from them so they could use him as another agent to that Cipher Poll project, not realising that there is another kid on the way.

Usopp, after realising it is his brother his father is looking for, tries to get to him but u know. It's not easy to get to a guy who was thought for years anything what Cipher Pol thought him. And ofc to make him change his mind.

But tho speaking of, I never showed my unlocked star eyes usopp doodles, cuz it was at that time thing I just started to make lol.

Here are very first ones

And here is one of the fresher ones.

OH AND UH- I mixed fables, Pinocchio and Schrödinger's cat concept into it too, since Usopp is based on Aesop quite much. And ofc Tengu and Pinocchio as well.

*nod nod* aye

[fuumiku]

Catharsis

This thing legit took me like 2 months bc it got corrupted twice and I had to start over again and again haha,, But I finally got my new ipad + apple pencil!! So you know this is the first thing I’m going to finish with it hah. Y’all can have different versions as a treat because I’m indecisive af ALSO I KNOW that the way I drew Metal’s upper quill isn’t right, it’s heresy I know I know, I prob won’t draw it this way again but I just wanted to. It’ll also be higher resolution next time I swear... Dropping 2 Metal Sonic angst fics I wrote here too bc why not:

Forget Me Not:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/39893574  “Sometimes, even though Metal Sonic has an infallible data card with undeletable memory files, he wishes he could forget. “ / Soft angst about Eggman being an abusive parent. No metamy

(And so,) I Mourn the World and Myself:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/40428456 / angst with a touch of comfort, major theme of suicidal ideation and depression, pre-established metamy.

There’s something paining about how Metal Sonic can’t cry. Like...

"Crying is an excellent way to release stress and pent-up negative emotions and turmoil.” Metal: haha, guess I’ll die

It’s pretty much canon that Metal channels his pain into (emotionally-drive) impulsive self-destructive acts and goals, and ties it all in a neat bow of anger that hides envy and bitterness. What I love about Metal Sonic particularly is how he’s so fully denied any sort of catharsis. His only parental figure shuns vulnerable emotions like sadness and compassion and pushes him to be an hypercompetent tool of war. He physically can’t cry, talk nor make facial expressions, so he can’t even talk about himself or his feelings at all, he’s so isolated with his own thoughts, he has so little capacity for self-expression. What else is there than smashing things up to be seen? He has no one, people wouldn’t lend him the ear he needs even if he could talk probably, and the person people assume is his biggest ally and most positive relationship (Eggman) damages his mental health more than anyone else. He seeks catharsis through unleashing anger, but it makes him make bad impulsive decisions that cost him both victory and his own health, that feel unsatisfying after the fact, and that reinforce the evil image people have of him. He struggles with his identity, self-esteem, rigid thinking and world view, and his parental figure set the basis for that from day 1 and encourages his instability, he ends up coping through delusions that become huge and so destructive most notably in Sonic Heroes. He wants to be free. He wants to be someone. He wants to be seen and acknowledged for all the efforts he makes and all his objectively great achievements and abilities. Mostly, he wants to be loved, hoping even through his self-delusions that one day he could be, without having to always prove that he’s worthy of it

So yeah I wanted to do something with that, I really like the idea that he’d cry through electricity discharges like this. It’s a system dysfunction, like an uncontrollable overspill of emotions and energy, it’s big and bright because of his subconscious & vulnerable want to be seen, and it’s dangerous and angry like the power he wants to emanate. Harsh rough inhuman edges that scare, but in truth it’s just very sad and desperate. Loss of control my beloved, he’d either be so afraid of that or convinces himself that he intended it all along. Meltdown? Meltdown. (Anyone love how meltdown is a term used with nuclear reactor dysfunction as well? Me too) 

Might as well say this too but usually when Metal is "crying", tbh moreso having a metldown yeah, but like needing to externalize his pain and sadness, I imagine him a lot like Whitty from Friday Night Funkin’: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU4jB8OIG-U&t=34s&ab_channel=ChrisuGaming You love to see a guy break down because of an overwhelming mess of emotions, because anger is a bad ✨coping mechanism✨. I just imagine Metal a lot like some silent pariah, crying in a way that is so invisible, until he explodes. Which, for this pic it’s definitely more on the silent pariah side, but pretty much on the verge of cracking yeah.

Tldr: Mob psycho 100% meltdowns is just autism culture

Also if ya like the vibes of this and how I see Metal, here’s my spotify playlist of  him if you want to listen! I’m huge on the theme of emotional suppression and breakdowns heh: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2IzscWh2HsWPZE5sgJUbt1?si=2bc8943c91474476

[mblue-art]

Even if I really love OG Nightmare if I ever saw him? I'd run as fast as I could not caring about things left behind.

But /then/ while Strawberry Nightmare looks hotter and se- I mean cuter, in the back of my head there's that alarm constantly ringing DANGER... But if I ever saw him I don't think I would be able to run. Honestly, I feel like he is bigger danger than OG, but at the same time I just want to give him whatever he wants.

It's the first time for me. I'm scared lol

The amount of power he has by existing alone is terrifying.

(And just something for thought- Nightmare's goop is supposedly liquid(?) negativity if I remember correctly and around internet there's headcanon that his goop tastes like apples, 'cause what changed him was corrupted apple. (-I think you even wrote about it)

Then what does it say about Strawberry...? Both taste and what his tentacles are from)

(And if Nightmare's were negativity then??? I'm sorry but the only thing I can think of that would be also pink is lust ;-; and his creator's blog is deleted so-)

(I'm sorry if you are tired of people constantly talking about Strawberry Nightmare here 😅)

I hope you're doing fine, have a good day!

Good thoughts, op. Good thoughts!

He appreciates your praise.

(Ramblings under the cut qwq;;)

Well, I think he's supposedly a food-themed (specifically strawberry) NM by design, so his goop would taste like strawberries, like how OG/Classic NM's would be apples. (Canon NM? Stinky. Stinky stinky old man. Sorry, Nightmare, your garbage scent is replaced with apples now. /j)

Maybe S!NM’s goop either tastes like sweet strawberries or something weird that makes you feel bad; you’ll never know! :]

Thinking back to the 2p! thing, he does feel like an opposite to NM, with all the cute, happy smiling and the brightness- as opposed to NM's dark edginess. If he wasn’t food-based, and if he’s actually designed to be an opposite of NM, is there some swap thing going on with his twin brother? I haven’t seen anyone else draw his Dream, but I have found an artist on twt who drew their pink NM with a blue Dream. I think it’s also interesting to see a happy-looking guardian of negativity next to a grumpy-looking guardian of positivity.

And since we don't have much canon info about him, I kiiinda went ham on the S!NM posts in the past sfjndfks It's fun to think about what headcanons I should slap on this guy.

Speaking of, I have a headcanon that S!NM has the choice to either feed off of your negative emotions and do nothing else, or actually 'take' those negative feelings away- still feeding himself- and you would end up not having those negative feelings anymore. (I saw this comic on twt and I like the idea.)

Oh haha, just realized he could do the latter so he could let you feel at ease around him. (Either done with good intentions or not, depending on the situation...) (Man, look at this evil man with his evil plans. insert stock photo of goofy scheming hands or whatever)

If NM wants to rule the Multiverse, maybe S!NM just wants to have fun terrorizing people. Classic NM? You bet he'd visit him just to annoy him. He has a simp army? Neat! More people to play with. Who knows what goes on in that skull of his. You want him to be soft? Oh, he can be. After a tiring day, sink into his arms as he takes your worries away… What happens next is all up to your imagination.

(Oooh, him having his own strawberry/fruit/sweets gang or whatever... Hmm- ah- nah nope no I’m not going down this hole lmao I’ll stop here LOL)

I’m really just throwing these ideas out there, bc idk what the man’s background story is, if there even was one.

(And it’s alright, I like seeing what people think of him and what headcanons people have; it shows the fandom's creativity ^u^ I just don’t think I’ll be able to respond to every ask yk;;)

thank u for the well wishes, i appreciate it very much. i hope you have a nice day too <3

[novamirmirsblog]

No more bed

Word count: 2113

Genre: Not actually sure :3

Request: No

Warnings: Swearing, kissing?

A/N that's the end of the only one bed trope. Technically requests are now closed but if you think of another overused trope you want me to write then feel free to send it in!

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3

You didn't eat that night and went straight to bed when you got too tired to focus on the words. You had made sure the pillow wall was twice the size it was to begin with. You turned off your light when you heard Natasha's footsteps come to the door, turning your back to her and pretending to be asleep. Your breaths were deep and completely even, there was no way Natasha could have guessed you were still awake. You felt her hesitate over you and the smell of reheated food invaded your nose and then heard her walk away.

The words she said back in that forest shouldn't have hurt you as much but they did. You shouldn't care what she thinks. It doesn't matter that she doesn't believe in your skills as an agent, that she doesn't think you're pretty enough to grab someone's attention.

If Natasha thought the bickering and coolness was bad at the start of the week, she was in for a shock. When she finally came back to that tiny, godforsaken bed and did her usual trick of sliding her foot over the pillow wall, you got up, took a pillow and the spare blanket and went to sleep on the rug in the living room.

When morning rolled around, you couldn't even be bothered to talk to her, focusing much more on the task ahead, just wanting this week to be over. It wasn't even the hurt you were feeling, it was the frustration that you felt hurt that drove you to stop talking to her. You hated her. She was annoying. She had no respect for anything anyone does.

You spent most the day preparing for the party that evening. Sure, it shouldn't take you over half a day to get ready but you had finished your paperwork early and you wanted to try on every single dress and suit SHIELD had supplied you with. You ended up choosing a navy blue, off the shoulder ball gown. Thinking logistically, it was quite possibly one of the worst things you could have worn. A pantsuit would have been a much more suitable choice and yet you looked and - more importantly - felt hot in the dress.

~~~~~

"You're not seriously wearing that are you?" Natasha asked as we both began to change into our formal wear. She had let you splurge out on a taxi but only after you had to walk what felt like 500 miles so no one would know where you were staying.

"Why not?" You asked with a fakeness in your voice "It's a no contact mission, plus, no one would look at me anyway, right?"

"Y/n, that's not what I-"

"Oh look. We're here." You get out the cab before Natasha can finish what she's saying.

Ivan might be an evil person, but he sure does know how to throw a party. It was elegant and high class and he made his way over to you as soon as he saw you. You had both agreed that you would keep him distracted while Natasha grabbed the relevant information.

"Dorogaya, u tebya poluchilos!" (Darling, you made it!) Ivan opened his arms wide, grabbed you by the shoulders and placed a kiss on both of your cheeks.

"Konechno, kak ya mog ignorirovat' takuyu ​​zagadku?" (Of course, how could I ignore something so mysterious?) You laughed and he moved his arm to around your waist.

"Prikhodite, prikhodite, yest' lyudi, kotorykh vy dolzhny vstretit'" (Come, come, there are people you should meet)

~~~~~

Ivan spent most the night introducing you to different 'modelling' agencies. You knew what he was doing, he was showing you off to potential buyers. Ivan ran a human trafficking ring along with some other not so nice business. You weren't worried - not in the slightest. Although, as the night drew on and Natasha still hadn't said anything, you were getting a little more... concerned.

You managed to excuse yourself to the bathroom. Once inside, you tapped the earpiece repeatedly, praying Natasha would answer you.

"Romanoff where are you? Have you got the data?"

Silence

"Seriously, I'm sorry I've been ignoring you but this is childish now."

More silence

"I'll let you have the bed?"

Static rang out in your ear.

Of course SHIELD gave you a crappy ear piece. It was ridiculous. They provided you with three million dresses but couldn't give you a working piece of tech.

Just as you pulled out the burner phone, you felt a needle slide into your neck and the world went black.

~~~~~

"Y/n I have the data."

Nothing. Maybe you were still mad at her.

"Y/n do you copy?"

Still nothing.

"Y/n?"

Natasha's heart beat a little faster.

"Come on Y/n. I'm sorry. I'll let you have the bed?" Her burner phone pinged. It was your location. Shit.

~~~~~

You woke up and looked around, seeing that you were in the rundown hideout, you put your head back on the pillow. Everything felt heavy.

"You were drugged." Natasha states, standing in the corner of the room, her arms crossed and eyes never leaving you.

"Oh." It was all you could muster up the energy to say.

"We leave tomorrow morning."

You push yourself up into a sitting position. "How long was I out?"

"3 hours."

You looked at Natasha, really looked at her. "Then why are you still covered in blood?"

Everything of Natasha's had some kind of bloodstain. She hadn't even washed her hands. It may have been dark in the corner she was standing in, having only the side lamp to illuminate the room, but her skin seemingly glowed, making the blood stand out.

She turned around and left, heading towards the bathroom. You wanted to get up to follow her but while your mouth worked again, your legs did not. Apparently whatever they used on you was a lot stronger than you thought because you fell out of the bed. Again. Natasha rushed out, getting to you in an instant, except this time there were no sly remarks.

"Careful princess, people might think you care." You grin, only for it to drop immediately when you saw a slight wetness to the corners of her eyes. "Hey, it's okay." You said softly. If she wasn't as close to you, Natasha would have missed it.

"I didn't know where you were. I-I thought you had gone off to try and prove something and then I saw you lying there, in some basement Ivan had. You-you looked so... dead."

"But I'm not." you reached up and gingerly stroked her hair, not wanting to spook her. "And look!" You gestured to your toes that were wiggling "I can feel my legs again!"

Natasha let out a slightly wet laugh. "I'm really sorry."

"For what? These things happen all the time. Although I will say, you seem to be unlucky because my missions always go wrong with you." You nudged her shoulder, crossing your legs so you faced her, both of you still on the floor.

"For making you think you weren't attractive. For basically drugging you myself."

"Don't be ridiculous Natasha. You didn't drug me."

"I might as well have done! If I had just agreed with you instead of fighting you, then you wouldn't have felt like you had to prove anything."

"You think I'm attractive?"

"Seriously? That's what we're choosing to focus on now."

"Umm yes? I know it wasn't your fault at all but now I want to hear about how attractive I am." You smirked and Natasha stood up abruptly.

"I'm having a shower."

"Is that a nice cold shower for you to try to get over me?" You shouted as she slammed the door shut.

~~~~~

Natasha came out of the shower half an hour later, towel drying her hair.

"I think you're attractive too." You whispered out, half hoping Natasha wouldn't hear it.

She stilled. Looking at you, trying to see if you were lying.

"Then why do you hate me?"

"I don't think I do. Not anymore."

Natasha stayed silent, encouraging you to continue.

"I didn't like the avengers in general. You guys all act like you're so much better than us. You get all the perks of looking good and none of the paperwork. You don't know the amount of times I've seen top level agents filling out avenger paperwork when they should be out in the field. I thought you were all lazy but spending this week with you... well it made me realise that maybe you're not all that bad."

Natasha had moved herself to the bed, just watching you speak. You looked over to her, signalling that you had finished all that you wanted to say.

"I'm sorry I ever made you doubt yourself. I'll talk to the team about actually doing their paperwork. Who's the worst?" She asked, curiosity laced in her tone

"Steve."

Natasha let out a full blown laugh at that. "Wait seriously?"

"Yup. I see him all the time, constantly trying to offload his paperwork to someone else. I always thought it would be Tony but it's definitely Steve, then Bruce. Then it's probably Tony."

"I promise I'll try to make them stop."

"I wouldn't make promises you can't keep." You laughed.

"Why...why did you doubt me?" You asked, a little more serious than before.

"It's not that I doubted you... I guess I just didn't like the way you spoke to Ivan..."

"You mean the flirting?"

"Maybe..."

You sat in silence for a bit, you couldn't figure out why. It's not like it was against any rules and it all worked in your favour. Then, it clicked.

"Natasha Romanoff were you jealous!" You let out a slight gasp and grinned at her.

"No. No of course not." Natasha got defensive. There was no way she was jealous of that old, wrinkly, nasty smelling man.

"Aww princess!" You adjusted yourself so you were completely facing her. "I can flirt with you too if you want." Your voice got slightly lower and your eyelids dropped a fraction, making your pupils seem bigger. While you raised your voice a few octaves for Ivan, you knew that to seduce a woman you had to lower it a little.

"Stop it." Natasha hit you.

"But why baby?" You grabbed her chin and tilted her face towards you. "Now you don't have to be jealous." You sent her a wink and let her chin go, watching as her eyes got a little darker.

"Go away. I want nothing to do with you or your terrible flirting."

"You say my flirting is terrible" Your voice now back to normal, "But your body is saying something different."

"Wrong. My body is saying nothing."

"No?"

No."

"Okay then! Night night princess." You leant over to switch off the light when Natasha grabbed your arm, causing you to look back over to her.

"Calling me princess... it - ugh... well it -" Natasha looked conflicted before glancing up to you, looking at your lips and kissing you.

You were shocked. You knew you shouldn't have been. All the signs were there and you were a very good flirt but actually feeling her lips on yours made your brain short-circuit. You kissed her back and climbed into her lap.

"We're not doing it here." You said when you both broke the kiss

"Why not?" Natasha looked at you, her hands running all over you.

"Because I'm 90% sure there are rats and I really don't want to catch something"

Natasha laughed and kissed you a little more. "Fair enough. We should stop this now then."

You kissed her neck. "Yes. We should definitely stop now."

~~~~~

Just before you were due to leave, you called Natasha into the bedroom.

"Y/n, we have to go."

"I know I know but watch." You bounced excitedly as you threw a match at the bed.

"Y/n what the hell!?"

"Well, if you remember correctly, I said that if you crossed the pillow divide, I would burn the bed with you in it. As you can see, I'm generously leaving you out of the bed. You're welcome."

Natasha just looked at you. "I can't believe I like you."

"Aww you like me? That's kind of embarrassing for you." You laughed as you linked arms with her, walking to the jet, but not before Natasha convinced you to put out the fire on the bed.

You watched as the fire fizzled out and silently thanked that damn bed for bringing you and Natasha closer. Literally. It didn't mean you weren't going to have a long chat with Fury about proper size beds though.

[inkdemonapologist]

SESSION TWELVE of the BatIM Call of Cthulhu game, aka Continuing to have a Great Time At The Masquerade! : )

Joey and Bendy destabilised early on, meaning Joey went through the ENTIRE masquerade UNABLE TO STOP SMILING

getting some mixed messages here, Joey

Sometimes u dress ur characters up as rabbits for fun but then you have a lot of emotions about them losing their minds and then u gotta draw them losing their minds while dressed as rabbits... anyway Jack being mind-controlled did NOT help Sammy hold onto his mental stability at this nightmare party in case you were wondering,

ANYWAY HAVE, MORE OUT-OF-CONTEXT QUOTES, UNDER THE CUT

[Sammy is played by me, Joey is played by Boo (inkyvendingmachine), Henry is played by Maf (inkcryptid), Jack is played by Mochi (whatyouwantedmetosee) and Thren (haunted-hijinxer) is our GM!]

[GM] Joey, make a POW roll also... [Joey] Oh, boy, [GM] ...because Bendy was also told to enjoy this party, and you guys just passed a plate of food, and he wants to eat! [Jack] FEED YOUR SON! [Joey] No!!! [Henry] HES A HUNGRY BOY! [Sammy] A GROWING BOY!

[Henry] Henry will look back to see if Moonlight is trying to follow them! [GM] He will see that Moonlight has grabbed onto the railing of the stairs and is hobbling slowly down them. [Joey] *extremely evil-sounding cackling*

[Jack] All Cthulhu Official Dice actually come weighted, to make you fail.

[Henry] Gotta try harder than that, bitch! [Henry] ....that wasn't in character. [Jack] It's in character, but he's only thinking it. [Sammy] That's the golden text you see on the wall if you use the seeing tool

[Henry] My Luck is 68, I don't know what y'all are doing! [Jack] We're spending Luck so that we'll fail! [Sammy] BEING UNLUCKY! I've barely spent any Luck, I'm just NOT A LUCKY GUY

[Henry] Oh, Avedon's here, [GM] There's a gunshot, and he tries to shoot Fowler! [Joey] Um, well, uh, whoops!, rest in peace Fowler! [Sammy] Yeah, that'll sort itself out, let's go! [GM] Moonlight seems to reconsider from telling people to grab you guys, to grabbing Avedon instead. [Joey] Oh! THANKS AVEDON, your sacrifice will, not be thought about in the slightest!!!

[Sammy] Is... weird question, does this room look like it matches the architecture of the rest of the house? [GM] [GM] [GM] ...make a sanity check.

[Sammy] It would be a like, Come on Jack, do you know where you are, shake it off, snap out of it, kind of thing. [GM] Why don't you make a... a.... oh boy, [Sammy] One of my REALLY persuasive social skills?

[GM] This probably just registers to Jack as, Sammy griping about a party, which isn't that strange. [Jack] Yeahhhh, he wants to leave. He always does that. I wanna stay at least a little longer! [GM] That just means it's Jack's job to find them something fun and good to do. [Sammy] Oh boy, [GM] I don't think Jack is being compelled to be aggressive about this necessarily, he just feels like he's Jack at a party, doing the things Jack normally does, and trying to have a good time! [Sammy] Ah, and everyone else is being weird, [GM] Yeah! Everybody's being really weird! You're at this nice party, and now you're in this weird room? The party's back there somewhere! [Jack] I mean not that he's opposed to bein' dragged into side rooms at parties by cute boys, but,

[GM] The table looks like a table that Henry has in his house, actually. [Sammy] Have I ever been in Henry's house? These are questions I didn't expect to need to ask tonight.

[Sammy] Jack, this is weird! You see this is weird, right?! [Jack] Well yeah, it is kinda weird that we're in-- what are we doing here? [Joey] Joey is going to grab Jack's arm, and point to the next door, and go "Party is this way!"

[GM] Peter looks worried... [Sammy] Sammy looks worried too! Well, Sammy looks angry, but in a worried way.

[Joey] Joey is going to scream frustratedly. [Sammy] Is there ink in this room? [GM] There is not. [Jack] Is there a party in this room? [GM] Definitely no, only the party you bring with you.

[Joey] Joey is going to scream again. [Joey] He's also going to kick the door. He might stub his toe. [Sammy] Through all this, Joey is smiling. I just need us all to remember that. [Joey] YES. Also his tail is furiously going. [GM] Bendy is also upset! There is nothing to eat here.

[Joey] Joey is going to try to feed Bendy some ideas, [GM] He doesn't want ideas, he wants food!

[Joey] So.... what happens if you fumble a sanity roll?

[GM] See, here's the silly part. At this point, right? At this point, the best place to do the tasks you want to do, involve either getting the stone out of the room with the safe, or having the staff that Henry is currently holding. [Sammy] So you would arrive, by completely different means, to the same place that we are! [GM] Clearly Joey is inside the safe.

[Jack] Bad and naughty Joey Drews get put in the safe to atone for their sins!

[Henry] Henry is going to channel his inner Joey Drew and round the corner and say "No, sorry about him, we're just here on inspection, we need to check the safe." [Henry] Which is probably a Fast Talk, which I hope it isn't, because my Fast Talk is a 5. [GM] Unless you wanna try to turn that into a persuade somehow? [Henry] I'll do Persuade! [GM] What are you doing to persuade them, rather than just lying? [Henry] *rolls* I failed... I'm gonna push it... [Sammy] *uneasy noises* IF YOU PUSH IT AND IT GOES BAD, IT GOES WORSE [Henry] AH! HAHA! I ROLLED A SIX! [Sammy] THAT'S STILL NOT LESS THAN FIVE! [Henry] WELL IM DOING PERSUADE! [Sammy] That means you have to NOT LIE! [Henry] ....Fuck. [Henry] Okay, uh, there's an emergency, we need the contents of that safe. [Sammy] THATS STILL A LIE??? [Joey] NO actually, THAT'S TRUE! [Henry] It IS an emergency!!

[Sammy] Sammy cannot believe that this is working.

[GM] Bendy does wonder what his plan is for getting out of the safe. This does not seem like a fun party place. [Joey] Um, [Joey] Joey says it's a surprise.

[GM] Henry, the safe does indeed open! And there's a Joey! [GM] Bendy says "Oh wow!" [Henry] Henry tries his best to keep a straight face, like yes! this is exactly what he came here for! [Sammy] (Sammy is NOT keeping a straight face) [Jack] (Straight? In this party?)

[Jack] He's probably saying something like, "What are you doing, he's one of us!" [Jack] And that could go either way. That could mean "No, he's chill, I will persuade you to stop!" Or that could mean, "We are also criminals!"

[GM, as the guards] Then why does he look like the Yellow King's messenger? [Henry] *not missing a beat* We get that a lot.

[GM] Something falls from the sky and lands in front of him. And it's a person! [Joey] Is he alive? [GM] Very much not. [Sammy] How... how Illusion of Living canon-compliant is this Joey...?

[Jack] So... it would probably occur to Jack that this is weird for a party,

[Henry] Joey don't touch it! [Joey] Why not? [Henry] There's runes around it. I don't know if you can touch it. [Joey] Joey's gonna touch it. [Henry] *long-suffering sigh* If you get zapped, I'll tell you I told you so!

[Jack] Jack really wishes we were just back at the party right now, you guys... [Jack] Only bad things have happened. [Jack] Pete's traumatised, Joey's goopy, the Lurker ate all of the snacks,

[Sammy] Can I try to break free from Henry? Sammy's gonna try to run over there. [Henry] At this point, Sam can go, if he wants. [Sammy] Okay, cool. Then Sammy's gonna go and put ink in his mouth! [Henry] Goddammit. I was hoping you were going to check on Joey!

[Joey] You can’t take all of the sanity hits! You have to leave some for other people! [Jack] Says you! You got so many temps!! And an indefinite!!

[GM] Bendy probably is complaining loudly about WHY DID HE WALK THROUGH THE RUNES??? [Joey] Oh! I thought he was going to complain about the party, or lack thereof, [GM] That’s part of not having fun at the party, he’s not into that! [Joey] Well, [GM] This is not a fun party activity!!

[GM] But he doesn’t think it will destroy either of them, if you do it right! [Jack] That’s a nice, way to end that sentence,

[Sammy] Let us hurry! May I take the stone? [Joey] Joey shrugs. [Sammy] Sammy will, uh, attempt to reach inside of... whatever this is, and find the stone. [Henry] Reach INTO your LOCAL boss, and you will find A Friend And Boy,

[Sammy] Is there anything in this room that I can pick up, and then hit him in the head with? [GM] Henry has a stick... uh....there’s a projector.... [Sammy] Can I pick that up? [GM] No, you cannot. [Sammy] It would be REALLY funny if Sammy dropped a projector on someone else’s head. [Sammy] HOW THE TURNTABLES!!!

[GM] ...Can you impale with a rocking horse...???? [Sammy] I don’t want to impale, I want to knock him in the head so he passes out!!! Rest your head, it’s time for bed!!!

[Jack] I don’t think Jack has any plans after this! [Jack] I meant that in the sense that he doesn’t know what he’s doing next, but the way I phrased it, now it just sounds like he’s hitting on Fowler, like, he doesn’t have anything to do after this, are you free? That’s not canon.

[Joey] I don’t know how this will go, [Sammy] Good luck! [Joey] But Joey would like to-- [Sammy] Sammy believes in half of you! [GM] w-which Sammy? wHICH HALF?!

[Jack] I know you said “note.” But my brain at first processed that word as “milk.” [Henry] *laughing* “Did you get my milk, Fowler?” [Jack] He drank the last carton and he didn’t buy more! [Sammy] “I’m going to the store, want me to get anything? *jumps into the lake*”

[GM] Combat Jack! [Jack] *exasperated* He’s not a Combat Boy! Jack is soft and warm, like mashed potatoes!!!

[GM] Norman is wondering to Henry if he oughta be concerned about you all getting what you want out of this. [Henry] .....Maybe.

[benevolent-savage]

this is what happens when u enable me lets go

(spoilers ahoy)

Firstly, here’s some somewhat miscellaneous reasons that don’t contribute to any sort of narrative analysis but are still parts of the character I like.

His boss fight is my favorite in the game thus far. It’s not super hard, but it isn’t super easy either, and I even managed to solo it on my Balance after a few practice rounds. Sufficiently challenging without feeling unfair.

His boss fight music. It is a bop and a half, go give it a listen, my soul ascends from my body a few centimeters every time I hear it start up.

His voice. I’m sure it’s processed at least a little but gotdamn his voice is so deep and spooky it startled me when I first heard it. Very curious who his actor is; I think he and Inyanga Whitestripes share the same one. Either way, very well voiced and acted.

His design is very good. It’s the perfect mix of innocuous but also spooky sorcerer fella who knows some shit. And I was afraid that the designers would try and make him like. Handsome? Under the hood? To try and make him more sympathetic? But they didn’t and I’m glad for it.

With those out of the way, the next thing to establish, I guess: I don’t interpret Old Cob to be the main villain of arc 3, nor do I interpret Raven as such. They’re definitely antagonists, but they’re not the ultimate problem; the ultimate problem is their divorce, and how they keep dragging people into their bs. It’s established the Aethyr is a physical manifestation of their anger towards each other, and as it thins, communication between them becomes possible, as Sparck puts it in this thinly veiled metaphor toward the start of Empyrea part 2.

But Cob’s still an antagonist and I love him so I’m gonna talk about that. Most of this is going to be talking about his motivations for doing what he does, since I don’t see him quite as the ‘likes to watch the world burn for the hell of it’ archetype that others might.

One of the reasons that drew me to his character is how legit his gripe is, when put in perspective. Old Cob- or Grandfather Spider, if you prefer- is not a mortal like the other antagonists of previous arcs, which establishes he has a different thought process right off the bat. This new universe was built on his suffering and he has a grudge against the ex wife who made it, so as a god, it makes some sense he’d try to destroy it and build one he would like better. He’s fully aware that what he is doing will hurt people but decidedly doesn’t care, and I appreciate that so much. He’s chaotic as fuck and he owns it, along with his superiority complex that’s as wide as the day is long.

Yet his reasoning is like. Weirdly understandable? Like, if my ex-whatever put me in jail for a lifetime sentence and stole my kidney to pay for a new house or something, I too would go apeshit and want my fuckin kidney back. That’s mostly how I interpret his situation. He’s not doing this for hell of it, he’s doing it because he wants to get back at his ex because he’s bitter and petty and for the most part he knows this but he feels justified in doing do because she ripped out his goddamn kidney- I mean heart, and he wants that back.

And then, even after all that, he and his magic are treated as if they’re inherently evil. While, sure, Shadow is a ‘dark magic’, its actual properties aren’t anything malicious by itself. It is described as “a magic that changes reality,” and that’s it. Incredibly exploitable and you should practice caution while handling it, but used correctly it is powerful and helpful; this is likely alluding to the backlash mechanic, where likes decrease the percent of damage you take, dislikes increase the percent, and I imagine the person meant to be the literal embodiment of the magic in question to be similar in nature: not inherently harmful and lashes out if he feels he’s been mistreated.

Going off that, I’m not sure he ever wanted the FirstWorld to be destroyed, and therefore believes his incarceration to be entirely unjust; he doesn’t deny that he instigated the fight between the Titans, but when it comes to being accused of its actual destruction, he gets angry.

...Okay the written text doesn’t really display how mad he got here, but he was like. Big Angy. Super offended. Honestly, a big part of why I love and analyze the hell out of his character comes from how his VA delivers his lines and his voice in general. If you haven’t heard it for some reason, I recommend looking it up. Anyway, here he’s basically saying he didn’t destroy the First World, and even if he did, he’s suffered enough punishment because of it, to my interpretation. The only one I remember blaming him for it is Raven; Bartleby was there, and I don’t recall him blaming anything other than the Titans for it. This is of course not accounting for the various changes made to the lore since he was introduced, but they could have easily thrown in a line like ‘And now Spider plans to destroy the Spiral the way he destroyed the FirstWorld!’ or something to make it clear it was done intentionally.

And this may very well be straying into headcanon territory here, but I think he holds positive relationships very closely to him, even if things went sour in the end; he clearly still has some remaining affection for the Titans, calling them ‘the children’ and being incredibly angry at Raven for forcing one of them to destroy his Heart.

When Rat loses in Polaris he shows up to praises his efforts and even comfort him, in his own weird way. He reprimanded Scorpion in Mirage, but it’s because Scorpion wasn’t doing what his dad asked him to and got his ass kicked as a result. As for Bat, every time they’re in the same room together he pays him some sort of compliment.

Bat claims that he and his brothers are meant to be his tools, and to some extent that’s true, but he also genuinely cares about them, and it’s really interesting to see a villain defect from the usual ‘not caring about anyone other than themselves’ and openly show affection for his kids while still managing to be an incredible asshole.

In line with this is his relationship with the Wizard. There is, of course, a foundation of manipulation to their dynamic, at least to some degree. I thoroughly believe that Spider was overshadowing Coleridge, at least partly, so our character could bust him out of prison.

And while this is happening, he regains some of his spent power and removes threats to it as well, namely Morganthe, using the Wizard’s help. In fact, I have very little doubt that he was at least partially responsible for her fall; his timing on that two-liner was too on the nose.

But even with that, I think he genuinely treasures the Wizard’s help and company, which is why he attempts on four different occasions to either sway them to his side, or warn them away from what he’s doing.

Boy, I want that vacation, but it’s your fault I’m here.

And then, of course, his relationship with Raven, something that is basically a summation of his character arc. Laden with baggage and tragic in concept, it is my belief that most of what he’s doing isn’t because he genuinely hates the Spiral or he wants to get back at her, but because he loved her and treasured their relationship; so upon her mistreating him, he lashed out at everything she’d made and detested it as a result. But only because he felt betrayed and hurt so he has to inflict that on other people because he is, as aforementioned, a petty and bitter old fuck.

Moving off that line of thinking, an admirable quality he possesses is how smart he is. This guy has so many wrinkles in his brain it must look like a raisin. Well, perhaps not ‘smart’ exactly, but how good he is at manipulating certain situations to his advantage. Like in Mirage; you just know that he was fully expecting Mellori to be there and fully planned to use her as a back up plan, or you could even argue that the whole debacle in Mirage was a ploy to get his hands on her, while having the added possible benefit of things actually working out.

Actually his scheme in Mirage was really interesting now that I think about it. His aim was to turn back time to when the FirstWorld was whole, further implying that he never wanted its destruction in the first place. It would also, of course, be a time where he had his Heart and would have the ability to avoid having it ripped out again. This would involve not having the Titans fight each other again, or at least not starting it and suffering the consequences. It would be everything he wanted to achieve knocked out in one go with minimal muss or fuss, compared to other methods. It’s probably a part of why he shows up personally to bargain with Eerkala and the Cabal, and why he directly intervenes in our Wizard’s efforts to stop him; it was too important to trust to any of his kids, so knowing Scorpion probably wouldn’t have been able to execute it anyway, he used his kid as a distraction for the most part.

I also like looking into the fact that his element, besides Shadow, is Storm, as opposed to pure Shadow or Death, as most major antagonists are. Storm is a school based on invention, experimentation and improvement. This is something that interests me for two reasons: one, the magic of major antagonists is always a part of their character, Malistaire the most blatantly, and two, because of this line he says in Mirage.

To my interpretation, this would imply that he sees the Spiral as something that could be improved. And as a god, he would of course find it his obligation to try and fix this flaw. When he made the barter with the Cabal, I don’t doubt he was being at least partially honest about restoring the FirstWorld; it would certainly fix the flaw it has in the context of stealing his internal organs, but he would also probably seek to improve it, make it more suited to Shadow or something.

Something else I find intriguing is how weirdly honest he is; I don’t recall him ever lying to us once, unless you count omitting certain facts as lying. But that’s absolutely something I can see him using against people, like “I didn’t lie to you, I just didn’t tell you, your fault for not asking ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ .” As said before, he;s really good at manipulating people and he weaponizes whatever he can; @that-wizard-oki​ made a really great post about how he uses conflicts- his fault or not- to his advantage, and does his own thing in the background without interruption, Mirage and Neumia probably being the best example of this, with Scorpion and the Cabal serving as distractions while he either carries out things himself or gives instructions.

To pull all of this together narratively, I think it’s important to consider this line from Mellori during one of their confrontations:

He feels powerless, so he puffs up his god status. He has little power to fight with, compared to before, so he mostly manipulates and creates back-up plans while causing conflicts to serve as distractions. His love hurt him, so he lashes out at others and drags them into his problems.

You may ask, “But Sam, these are all bad qualities, why should we like him because of this?” And I would respond “Because it makes him a complex and interesting antagonist.” The kind of character that executes his shitty actions in such a way that you can’t help but respect- even just for the level of dramatics put in to it- while also having a motive that makes you stop and consider that maybe he has a point but is very much handling the situation the wrong way.

Like, c’mon, he ticks so many villain boxes. Tragic backstory? Check. Blatant thespian who owns it? Check. Gets his hands dirty before the climax of the story? Check. Smart/ manipulative/ has back-up plans? Check. Understandable, strong motives? Check.

He’s got layers. Like onion. I felt like there was always something new to discover about him, and for that I can assert my opinion that he’s one of the best characters in Wizard101.

lmao if you read this far into my simp-for-shithead post congrats. feel free to shoot me more asks on the subject bc i cant write persuasive-essay-esque format anymore my brain is rotting. if you will excuse me, im off to listen to the chronoverge combat track for the 82937487734th time

[sn0wbat]

did anyone want an OC AU with some glowans and fantrolls?? like, putting them in the same universe as the vampires i’m currently fixating so hard on???

well here, have some art anyway, you’re welcome

Clearly, you clicked the readmore because you wanted to know more. 

Anyway, so far:

Siini (Simo O. Nortunen) is a vampire. He’s also finnish, and the son of the local mayor, who’s a total narcissist and also insists that he’ll always be “her little girl” and spoiled him with all the latest tech he asked for (while literally having indoor windows into his room so she could spy on him). Somehow she still found a way to misgender him in a language that doesn’t have gendered pronouns.

Anyway, he’s trans. Aurin saved him when he was like 16. He actually loves being a vampire and wouldn’t have it any other way, it’s a great way to escape his mom and also society in general, and he also got a free transition while he was at it?? Perfect. He doesn’t mind the bloodlust, it’s still better than living with his mom. 

Also, Bat tried drinking blood from his household once. He’s kinda been all over the place.

Tayda (Taija Riita Sismonen) is a werewolf here. I still haven’t drawn her human form, sorry. She currently does live in an apartment like her glowan counterpart, but she also has this huge werewolf family. When she grew up, they drove over to their cabin in the woods every full moon to go wolf. The neighbors didn’t suspect anything. Simo didn’t know about this either, until he was a vampire himself.

Aurin (Aurinko Sismonen), she’s the weird distant relative of Taija’s family. Actually a vampire, a daywalking one! People may not know her glowan self very well, but basically she’s a nocturnal glowan who kept staying up to see the sun, so this fits her very well. She’s the one who turned Simo. She also always claims to be 222 years old. She’s done that for a few decades now.

My landdweller fantrolls are what is basically my take on mythical Norwegian trolls. (I’ve literally grown up in Norway, this is fine)

These are juvenile trolls, not yet started to grow much into those horrible huge adult trolls we often see in Norwegian troll art. They’re very earth-toned and blend in well with the forest. They also tend to hibernate a lot, which is when moss and trees grows on them. 

They also don’t like the sun. While it only hardens the skin of juveniles, it is straight up fatal to adult trolls (it goes straight through them, turning them into stone) 

My seadweller fantrolls get to be kinda nøkken-based instead. Normally they’d be covered in a ton of lakeweeds for camouflage reasons, but for convenience I drew them without this stuff, so you can see them. They also have the ability to shapeshift and lure people into the small forest lakes that way. 

Basically, the existence of trolls in Norwegian folklore were warning stories for children to not wander into the woods or mountains too far, or else the trolls will getcha and eat u alive 

Anyway, trolls do exist for real in this world, and so does the fae folk. There’s also a secret fae realm that any mythical creatures can access and go hide in if they can find the secret entrance, which keeps changing location. anyway yeah

Talin (Tølir Ísshjarta Arnþóruson) still belongs to @crimson-catalyst​, but rather than being the evil half-zarein king of a whole planet, he’s the evil half-fae viking king over a good chunk of land and some households. The stakes are obviously lower in this AU, but hey. He’s also still a rich, immortal asshole, and the immortality is due to his fae heritage this time.

Avn’ra (Arnþóra in Auða Arviðardóttir) is still Talin’s mother (he clearly takes more after his fae side). Much like her glowan counterpart, she managed to claw herself all the way to the top and the people fear her for it. She’s a powerful woman. Anyway, she also fell in love with a fae boy from Scotland once (that’s D’Sora) and then he surprisingly returned to her many years later, and that’s how Tølir happened. 

Anyway, I’m sorry Towertrapped is put on hold, I still do care about the characters, but my vampires are really the ones living in my mind right now. 

Why do I still feel the need to apologize for that?

[sanchoyo]

danny phantom, season 3 episodes 3-6 thoughts!

see prev episode thoughts in this tag <3

-johnny was actually pretty civil with danny and left when he asked! thats nice. also, SKULKER?? HAD A FRAMED PICTURE OF EMBER?? oooo fuck wait had they established they were a Thing Before?? I dont think so. thats weird. its like that country boy/goth girl meme lmfao. I think i am going to choose to ignore this new info and pretend I didnt hear it. 100% unrelated to the jazz/ember fanart I already drew and posted....😳

-LADIES NIGHT EPISODE THIS IS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT. wish it didnt really center around the guys or them being pissed at them, but. willing to bet this was written by men lol

-THEY ERASED ALL THE MEN??? meanwhile, jack and danny are fishing at. silent hill or something. im glad jack is trying to read a parenting book and making an Attempt. (theyre at lake erie, but, they made it actually eerie...thats fun)

-the girls alt outfits...cute. EMBER MADE A NEW SONG TOO!!! kinda. jazz being one of the backup singers and being AWFUL. NOOOO

-'how are we going to get kitty to blow a kiss?' 'she'll have to think there are still some males in town!' ...i dont know how to break it to you, but I dont know that a 100% het girl would wish for all men to Begone. I think. I mean im not a het or a girl so I dont really know for sure. she Is probably Bi tho. esp having the other ladies in town chanting NO MEN!!! excitedly............(then again, the kiss is to get Rid of men, so, she probably would have blown it at the ladies only if they were actively trying to attack/stop them, so...I MEAN. THE DRESSING LIKE DANNY BIT WAS SO EXTRA)

-I feel like an all female cast ep couldve been way way way way cooler than that was. like. why was it still somehow all about Men. ...anyway. (where was valerie...)

-next ep opens with the observants, and, way way more of them than I expected...existed? I mean I guess them being a council/jury of some kind is what I expected from their first appearance (bc at that time they were basically TELLING clockwork to kill danny, not asking,, so I figured they had SOME kind of authority) but. there were so many. anyway, here goes vlad! letting his own hubris go brrrr. releasing a weather ghost for political gain! #justvladthings

-okay say what you will about him (he IS an asshole) but having an umbrella with his own face on it and more prepared to share is SUPER FUNNY. and him being fanned by huge wads of money by his bodyguards. SO ineffective but so Dramatic. He UNDERSTANDS that if youre rich you need to be. you know. obnoxious and kinda eccentric about it! fuckign hate when rich people are boring about it. I would trust vlad with nothing except to not be a boring rich asshole who wears...fucking khaki or some shit. man knows his Presentation Skills. and that 'V' chair in his mayoral office. is that fucking embroidered?

-maddie get your MAN PLEEEEASSSE. IM SO EMBARRASSED FOR HER. the way jack stays simping for this man. in FRONT OF HIS WIFE!!!! ...my god its like a love triangle. jack clearly loves vlad, who loves maddie, who loves jack. jack fenton is at the very least bi, right................. this is an OBSESSION . 'THE V MAN COMETH'???? i...my god. (also, on a serious note, to have a friend THIS SUPPORTIVE...and still be SUCH A DICK TO HIM (TRYING TO KILL HIM AND STEAL HIS WIFE??) NOT COOL VLAD. JACK IS YOUR 1 AND /ONLY/ HYPE MAN. if someone loved and supported me THIS HARD...LIKE. CMON DUDE.

-STOMP the fucking GAS, JACK

-this would make a great shirt design, looks like a metal band design! we love The Maelstrom

-oh, so vlad did in fact get a mansion in amity park. and its purple! good color choice! not as flashy as a CASTLE or MURDER CABIN, but still pretty eccentric, which I appreciate.

-...vlad knows the difference between picasso and da vinci? in the ep last post where we were watching him fail at conquering every historical time ever he didnt seem to know history well enough to like. be effective...was vlad taking art history at college?? (was he an art MAJOR??? we never DID KNOW WHAT HE WENT TO SCHOOL FOR. I kinda assumed business because in the masters of time ep he was still rich without ghost powers so he had to have..known something about business or something, right...but also, art and or theater FITS HIS PERSONALITY. possibly also something science-y, I guess, but I always felt like he got roped into that, esp how pessimistic he was about the ghost portal in the flashbacks to college, like, i felt like he was just there for maddie and was uninterested/un-invested at the time...)

-THIS GHOST JUST ELECTROCUTED MADDIE (THE CAT) BITCH!! THATS MY FAVORITE MADDIE!!! vlad going after vortex and being ~shocked~ .....WHEN. WHEN WILL YOU LEARN. THAT YOUR ACTIONS. HAVE CONSEQUENCES!!!

-the way this random man with a camera sees the mayor laying in an alley covered in TRASH AND DECIDES TO TAKE A PICTURE HAHAH

*snap* this ones going in my cringe compilation!

-vlad 'if we're going to defeat vortex, we're going to have to do it together!' *immediately dips after dropping danny off in front of vortex* JKASDFHKJHJKN

-DANNY CAN DUPLICATE!!! ...he couldnt even attack with it, but he DID IT!!! INTO (4) OF HIMSELF!!! SO PROUD!!!!!!!!!!

-'THE ROLLER COASTER EMOTIONS OF A TEENAGER THREATEN MY PLANS!' ...0 self awareness of his own dramatic moodiness. incredible, how dumb this man is. its very close to circling around to endearing, if he was less of an asshole. at least its very very funny to see danny shooting him with tiny lightning bolts anytime he's even slightly irritated! vlad you should be nice to danny anyway. this is what you GET

-...making sandwiches and ice cream and playing video games with your nephew is a totally normal thing. WHY is vlad acting like this is the end of the world. if you were a GOOD UNCLE YOU WOULD ALREADY BE DOING THESE THINGS!!! bitch I make my nephew food all the time and dont forget what he does and doesnt like. if u didnt know danny didnt want tomatoes, thats on u. if u, a grown adult, are gonna piss of the 14 yr old by not letting him win, u deserve to have to pay for the arcade machines he ruins because he now has uncontrollable storm powers because YOU THREW HIM INTO A FIGHT WITH THE STORM GHOST. fuck u vlad. paypal me $400,000 while ur at it tho. (also, gamer vlad confirmed)

-VLAD CAN COOK THOUGH???! I assumed he had...people working for him that did that. I mean. billionaires usually dont do that. then again, we've only seen those vultures working for him (and I guess the dairy king was AT his old mansion, but it was never really clarified if he worked there...I think he probably just Hung Out and they Enjoyed Cheeses Together. thats what I think, I dont think a KING would be working for anyone and also the dairy king was nice <3) but then again he would be a private person and we cant have anyone accidentally finding Ghostly Things, so...still, that's hilarious. pour one out for that really cute banana split that got ruined 2 seconds later

-vlad just fucking picking danny up and THROWING HIM AT VORTEX TWICE WITHIN LIKE A MINUTE. JUST ABSOLUTELY LAUNCHING HIM. BITCH THATS MY SON BE CAREFUL!!! HES GOT ORGANS AND THINGS!!!!

-danny seeing those animal commercials and feeling sad is the biggest 2000s throwback so far. i legitimately had to change the channel or walk out of the room when those came on bc id CRY AND BE SAD ABOUT THEM FOR DAYS AFTER. fuck those commercials and fuck that IN THE ARMMMS OF AN ANGELLLL song 😭

-'vlads ego almost got the town destroyed!' yes danny thats the entire episode. the entire series anytime vlad shows up honestly. this episode was just him being really embarrassing the entire time, and, me laughing about it. 10/10 would laugh at him again

-NEXT EP WE HAVE A SHAPESHIFTING GHOST?? I've said it before but shapeshifting is the power I would want when asked those 'what superpower do you want' questions...its the Best power! this guy looks like a homestuck character. ive never read homestuck but thats the vibe

-I love every time we see tuckers family, they are by far the most functional family. and dash has a lil chihuahua!!! named pookie!!! i am crying (I've had 3 chihuahuas, so I am very biased, but...) AND HE WATCHES THE ROMANCE CHANNEL WITH POOKIE. POOKIE I WILL DIE FOR YOU YOU SWEET LITTLE BABY.

-danny can lift a bus! I shouldn't be surprised, but i am proud of my son. hes got lil kid fans. i am going to cry about this

-JAZZ KEEPS A SCRAPBOOK WITH DANNY'S LIL HEROICS AND NEWSPAPER CLIPPINGS!!! we've actually seen it on her floor before, but I didnt realize it was a scrapbook!! thats sooo cute.

-...and danny has to stand there listening to his parents saying danny phantom sucks and is a 'filthy ghost' and calling him egotistical...i am once again stealing their kids!

-THIS GHOST RIPPING JAZZ'S SCRAPBOOK!!! ILL KILL YOU. SHE WORKED HARD ON THAT!!! BITCH

-yes, maddie, the one with red eyes is For Sure Actually Your Son. ignore the, red eyes... (CLEARLY she hasnt watched the other 2 eps where danny has been evil, she doesnt know red eyes= evil!!!)

-'billy fenton'.......................

-danny being stuck as phantom in his own house, no way out is a fucking NIGHTMARE. his parents pointing giant weapons against him and SHOOTING AT HIM. THIS IS A HORROR MOVIE.

-NINE INCH NAILS POSTER.

-this is the most screenshot of all time

-amorpho turning into mr. lancer because hes 'someone no one will want to be around' BUT HES WRONG, I WOULD BEFRIEND AND HANG OUT WITH MR LANCER SO FAST.

-tucker dressing as danny, now I have the full Tucker set of him being sam and also being danny. also saying 'the ghost...uh...RIPPED MY FACE OFF.' and then running. SMOOTH. NOT AT ALL CONCERNING TO ANY PARENTS.

-sam accepts the toast from jack. and then 2 seconds later is like 'why am i eating this.' THIS SHOWS HUMOR IS SO UNEXPECTED SOMETIMES ITS REALLY GOOD. and then the scene after, mr lancer running into his ghost doppelganger and being like 'YOURE GORGOUS' THEN FAINTING. I AM CRYING. AND DASH FAINTING TOO.

-sam disguising herself as danny again to help tucker run from the fentons. but leaving him shirtless in the streets. incredible. 'plEASE DOnt NOTice MY FACELessNESS I MUST LIVE IN EXILE' this episode is destroying me the humor in this show is exactly my brand of corny and cheesy

-the impromtu story made up by danny and amorpho to explain stuff to the fentons. my god they are both such bad liars. but amorpho is a good egg. wish danny wouldnt have said he didnt wanna see him in town again!! I want him to be reoccurring. not that thats gonna matter since I'm almost done with the series, but the idea of this being the Only Time We See him is :(

-NEXT EP SAYS STARRING MARK HAMILL??????!!! hello ! mr . joker....mr. star wars.... I feel like I should be. idk. taking off a hat im not wearing in respect. I shouldnt be surprised tho bc hes in a lot of cartoons as a very good voice actor, and dp has already had a lot of talented ones so I've been looking out for ones I might know, but....mr. hamill....

-sam has her own greenhouse, names all the plants, and says thank you to them (in the languages from where the plants are from) whenever she harvests from them. thats SO cute. and her lil gothy lunch box...

-and danny's lil red fuzzy lined jacket!!! ive said it before but every time the characters get alt outfits im like :D

-danny has ice powers now!!! THATS WHAT FROSTBITE MEANT. HE KNEW SOMEHOW WAY BACK THEN

-THIS SHOW NEVER LETS YOU FORGET VLAD IS A BILLIONAIRE, HUH.

-danny's lil 'holy hibiscus!' first off the 50s batman swearing is hilarious. 2nd. my username is from the flower sanchoyo hibiscus, so, shoutout to ME this ep. hi :)

-EURGH UNDERGROWTH MAKING EVERYONE PLANT ZOMBIES. HIVEMIND PLOTS SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF ME. and this dude made the city SO overtaken so quickly like how long was danny asleep?? oh god

-evil fucked up sam! now the whole trio has gone evil at some point! the voice actress did a really, really good job with making her sound like a zombie...

-frostbite's paws are so so so big compared to danny. oh my god. i want to hug the snow dog...

-the far frozen has an advanced medical stuff!!! very cool. very smart snow dogs

-im so glad danny has a friendly ghost snow dad to explain this new power and teach him!!! this is so sweet. DANNY'S GHOST SENSE WAS A PART OF HIS ICE POWER?? OOOH. COOL. we love a training montage!!!

-danny saying if he cant defeat overgrowth, that he'd want to stay with frostbite...oh my god...do you think this is the first real supportive adult figure in his life (I am NOT counting his parents because they threaten him on the daily even if they dont realize it.) I mean mr lancer is a Teacher, but he was also nice but this is different, but this is a GHOST WHO IS WILLING TO HELP HIM with his powers and also will help him when hes injured and is so so nice and comparatively so much more mature than 90% of the adults in this show!!!! god. dad frostbite is my everything.

-the framing and lighting this episode, and all the angles...they went all OUT and it looks really really good. this is my nightmare scenario, tho. like, FUCK zombies and dead city zones and hivemind shit. and using the humans as 'nutrients for the children' i am going to THROW UP.

-MALEFICENT VIBES WITH THE HORNS AND GREEN EYES! this costume kicks so much ass. sam is now mark hamills daughter, I guess.

-danny's ice powers making his eyes blue!!! thats neat. and him going for the roots underground was SO SMART. i will not stand for danny ever thinking hes stupid, hes SO smart.

almost done with the show... :"( thats a sad thought!!!

[hi-hey-haechan]

Sorry I messed mine up I wanted 1 + 9 + 17 + 18 + 65 for mark from nct 127 but still you don't have to do it but if u do thx

1. “Don’t make me take you home and punish you”

9. “Try and stay quiet, understand?”

17. “Stop teasing me so much”

18. “You’re in trouble now”

65. “You better shut that pretty little mouth before I put it to work, doll”

Writing this bias wrecked me so hard, oh my gosh

Mark wearing a suit did things to you. His coat accentuated his shoulders, and his dark hair and dark suit complimented each other. He looked so neat and put together, from his dress shoes to his gelled-up hair. Your boyfriend was striking and gorgeous and so fucking sexy.

You couldn’t explain what had created your problem. Maybe it was the way the lights in the room glinted off of his dark eyes whenever he looked at you. Maybe it was the sound of his deep, familiar, comforting voice. It didn’t matter, though: you were horny, but you were in the middle of a company party.

“Want to dance?” you asked him. The two of you were sitting at the bar, but neither of you were drinking. You had been sitting in silence for a minute, just observing your surroundings. For you, that meant sneaking glances at Mark and thinking about all the things you wanted him to do to you in that moment.

His big, beautiful brown eyes met yours, sparkling under the faint lights of the room. His soft lips were slightly parted, and you wanted him to kiss you so badly at that moment. You wanted to tangle your fingers in his dark hair and pull him closer. However, that wasn’t going to happen, especially at a party at which Mark’s boss could see you two.

You and Mark were known about by the company, but you knew that he didn’t want to show PDA in front of them, or do anything that would make him appear any less professional. Dancing with you was okay. He’d done it before at company parties.

He nodded and grabbed your hand gently, pulling you over to the area where other people were dancing. The upbeat song had slowly faded into a slower one, and Mark laced your fingers together with his. Hesitantly, his free hand moved to rest on your waist. This sent electrical shocks through your entire being, especially to your core.

The dance had begun innocent and slow. Unknowingly, however, throughout the entire song, you had inched your way closer to him. Your arms were around the back of his neck, forcing the two of you closer. At some point, you felt every ridge of his stomach and the outline of his dick in his pants.

He continued to dance normally, not expecting to be teased or anything of the sort. Due to your closeness, you had the ability to roll your hips into his.

Mark sucked in a breath, and his left hand, which was on your waist, tensed up, squeezing it a bit.

“What are you doing?” he whispered in your ear. His voice sounded a bit nervous, as if he was fearful of someone important catching your less-than-innocent actions.

You casually shrugged, acting as though you were completely oblivious to your actions. “Nothing at all,” you told him innocently.

Your hand reached around the slightest bit to lightly, ever so gently, run your fingers down his neck slowly, knowing how sensitive his skin there was. To really test the waters, you leaned forward, pressing your lips against against his bobbing adam’s apple.

He drew in a shaky breath, and his other hand, which had been intertwined with yours, was now holding your waist. “Don’t. Y/n,” he warned, “We’re in public. And if my boss sees this, he’ll probably be able to take a wild guess.”

“What do you not want me to do?” you inquired, acting oblivious. However, your act didn’t last. Your core was pounding, and you needed him as soon as he was willing to fuck you. “You don't want your boss to see how horny I am for you? You want me to ignore the fact that I’m both turned on and I’m turning you on?” you grinded your hips against him again.

“Y/n-”

“You’re so fucking hot. I need you, I need you inside of me, Mark.”

Your words had such a strong effect on him. However, you were in public, at his boss’ house, and popping a full-on boner wouldn't be too great for him.

His next words shocked you, but they caused fluids to gush at your pussy. You wanted him so bad. He voice was deep, quiet, and dangerous as he said, “You better shut that pretty little mouth before I put it to work, doll.”

Doll? And did he just outright threaten you, being so utterly dominant while doing so? You couldn’t even say anything to reply, for his tone of voice and his words had caught you so off-guard, but they were so hot. You needed to recover for a second, and let the thoughts of sucking him off vanish from your head.

You smirked to yourself, figuring out what to do. If you couldn’t speak, due to his threat, you could still do actions. Your hand glided down his perfect, lithe body. They didn’t stop until they got to the outline of Mark’s semi-hard member. With an evil grin, you ran your fingernails over his pants, applying enough pressure to give him the slightest sensation. “Okay,” you replied sweetly to his order, as he sucked in a breath.

“Don’t make me take you home and punish you,” he hissed in your ear. His hands, which were holding your waist, squeezed slightly harshly, as though it was the only thing that anchored him before he became fully hard. “Wait,” he whispered, “You’d like that, wouldn’t you? You’re being a little brat for me so I can punish you, hmm? Well I’ll punish you, alright. When I’m finished with you, you won’t be walking for a few days. But we’re not leaving this party.”

“Then don’t leave the party.” Your breath was hot as it fanned against his ear. You wanted him inside of you, stretching you out, making you see stars at every thrust. Your fingers moved up and down his crotch more quickly, with more pressure, to have an even greater effect on him..

His eyes fluttered shut, and when you looked up, his jaw was clenched. The fact that you had this effect on him was so hot. He glanced around, seeing his boss on the dance floor with his wife. If he caught you and Mark publicly teasing each other, he didn’t want to imagine the conversation, the consequences, and much less the embarrassment. “Stop teasing me so much,” he ordered, his voice dangerous.

You looked straight at him. His last statement had you feeling some type of way; his voice had been so low, dangerous, and you could almost hear how much he wanted you. His eyes were dark, blown wide with desire.

“Come on,” you whispered, “just fuck me already.” You squeezed the bulge in his pants, feeling how hard he’d gotten.

Upon the squeeze to his member, he couldn’t help the groan that left his lips. He was fully hard, all because of how you’d worked him up. “You’re in trouble now,” he growled in your ear, his voice sounding so hot, dripping with anger and desperation. You pressed your thighs together, needing friction, something to soothe the persistent ache that was present between your legs.

He practically dragged you to the bathroom, a pissed-off look on his face. It was a good thing that the bathrooms were for one person at a time. However, the walls were thin, and he was not going to go easy on you. As soon as he shut the door, he pinned you up against it.

“You thought that was funny, didn’t you?” Mark’s usually awkward and shy persona had shifted, as it often did whenever he grew horny and dominant. All you saw in his eyes were the blown-wide pupils, showing the lust swimming through his body, through his blood.

He lifted your dress, fitting his hand between your legs. His fingers moved under your panties, swiping a finger against your pussy. You were so wet, for you had wanted him for so long, too long. Due to your sensitivity, you whimpered, shutting your eyes.

“Try and stay quiet, understand?” He shoved two fingers in your mouth, trying to mask any sounds that would escape your mouth.

Mark unfastened his belt, eagerly pulling down his pants and his boxers. His member sprung free, the tip red, angry, and dipping precome. That was how horny he was for you, just from teasing.

“Stay quiet, babygirl, because I’m gonna fuck you so hard, and you won’t even be able to walk out of this building.”

Let’s just say that you guys weren’t exactly 100% quiet, Donghyuck heard you two fucking, and Mark would never hear the end of it. Was it worth it? Yes. And let’s just say that Mark did, in fact, out your mouth to work, as well.